USELESS COIN (USELESS)

It’s been almost two months since I last tweeted about $USELESS Over that time, useless has underperformed BTC by 2–3x on the downside, becoming one of the weakest major alts. I know many holders are exhausted and have moved on. It doesn’t feel as attractive as it once did. Yet I haven’t sold a single token. I’m still holding my long. The past two weeks felt like spring in the trenches: MIA, SPSC, Ralph, then GAS and NPM. I traded them, held size, and believed the AI meme → meme supercycle might be restarting. I was wrong. In two days I lost over $100k, effectively donating liquidity to devs like @Steve_Yegge. It makes you wonder if any real hope remains in the Solana trench. Still, I believe useless can make a new ATH and eventually reach a billion. Watching GAS, NPM, and the endless trash coming out of bags only reinforces the truth: most of this market is useless. Crime repeats. Liquidity gets extracted. Hope gets recycled. That’s why the “everything is useless” meme is so powerful. useless was on

#1coin @1coinonsolana 24th update On Jan 17, a wallet bought $77k of $1coin via Jupiter. wallet: 5KPpRFpsshfWPLhJQzpXHDV9d1YMRyZv1tsUNDstUFhY The buys are visible on the chart, price pumped during the swap. After the move, netflow on Stalkchain flipped to -$13.5k, showing sellers hitting into strength. Despite the sell pressure, structure held because demand absorbed the sell.

Everyone talks about utility. Everyone’s holding the same bag. Look inside. It’s empty. $USELESS @finnbags @BagsApp https://t.co/mtWtBflilN

Did some $USELESS buyback, no clue WHY https://t.co/xXhqITUV9M

I’ve been in crypto since 2017. I was early to the BAGS meta last year. @BagsApp from @finnbags is a solid launchpad - but let’s be honest: - 99% of tokens don’t need to exist. - Most “utility” is vaporware. That’s why $USELESS exists. No pretending. No roadmap theater. Just a movement proving that something totally useless can still become valuable. We’ve seen it before - $USELESS on BONK hit ~$400M. Honesty scales. 👇 3yZ9yrA6WNkmhtHqKP6JkF6NZGYTPXHuvfzwKJLoBAGS

I'm exhausted 🏂😅 but as I was getting off the cable car, I took a look at the chart for you. $USELESS The first entry was clearly in the green demand zone — from there, the price rose by over +120%, so that was the 'easy' and clean trade. At these levels, I'm not chasing anything anymore: if I were flat now, I would only re-enter on a new retest of the lower demand zone. That's where the risk becomes interesting again, not here in the middle of the movement.